Britney, her Vag and I Share the Same Taste in Men

Is it wrong that I want to bone Brit's new "man'? I would let him do me on a plane, I would let him do me on a sling, I would let him do me unrestrained, yes I would yes I would.

And for the record, I would admit to having wanted to bone K-Fed at some point, in the past, or now, or always...don't judge. But why does someone this hot need to be licking Brit's hairless, C-sectioned Vag? I mean, if he honestly wants the publicity, he can be getting an STD from another fucked-up starlet. Like me. I'm jealous. Somedays I wish I was a Bollywood star, others a self-destructive pseudo-celeb. Sigh, until then I'll keep refreshing HoL